East Africa’s biggest
tabloid The Red Pepper will never
stop tickling its audience with bitter facts in this Country. The latest lead
story “200 TOP SLEEPY MPs NAMED” published yesterday Saturday 3rd
caught special attention of this blog.
Boy, whatever the victims
think, I want to reiterate that this story holds a lot of water and it’s certainly
one of those sensible-but painful items The
Red Pepper has been illuminating without trepidation. The story dissected the
house into two; those who open their lips only when “kissing, yawning or eating”
and “the Best MPs” – those who contribute to house debates as required.
For purposes of appealing
to my immediate audience back home, tolerate me girl. Let me cross. Let me comment
on the situation of MPs from Karamoja region for today.
While I agree with the
story overall, somewhere the story put a few devils in the right place. I hope
MPs didn’t pay part of the Kyamkwanzi resolution cash to the snoop who did the wood-work
so that their names are fixed where they otherwise would not qualify to be. I
hope not.
Regrettably, six MPs
from Karamoja were listed under the silent, sleepy group whose lips can only “eat,
yawn and kiss”. They include; Terence Achia (Bokora County), Margeret Aleper (Kotido
woman), Margeret Iriama (Moroto), Rose Iriama (Nakapiripirit), Micha Lolem (Upe
County) and the one and only -Peter Abrahams Lokii (Jie).
In order to understand
the above legislators squarely, let’s put them into perspective considering
what their electorates can do or what they (MPs) can do in response to this
dangerous charge from the fourth estate.
In Bokora, Mr Achia who
has been in parliament since 2006 is aware of the no –nonsense G-8 coalition in
that County. Despite his vast experience and knowledge deposit, Lawrence might
face a Mt. Everest race in 2016 for two key reasons. He has eaten for long. His
enjoyments habit has hugely leaked to a large number of electorates who might
decide on another sober member of the G-8 to take up the responsibility. Thus,
much as he has the brain and mouth to easily rubbish The Red Pepper revelation, greedy opponents are capable of using
the story against him.
As for Margaret Aleper
(Kotido Woman), the roots she built for close to 10 years since 2006 could not
easily be uprooted if only she planned some few words to contribute even at committee
level sessions in parliament. My worry with Margaret is the Jie voters are so
mouthy. This sad news might spread like wild fire and burn many of her planted seeds
before 2016. However, she needs just to keep enough money and copy the Peters’
Abrahams and Lokeris style. Short of this, there will be tears in Kotido.
The name of Margeret
Iriama (Moroto Woman) should have been sheltered carefully because vote hunting
in Matheniko nowadays is increasingly becoming a rock. With more ambitious
women jealously and continuously eyeing the position, I thought Mama Iriama
could have done better in this first term in the house. Her sympathizers say
being a teacher she has a big network. She is also lucky because local political
analysts believe her chief rival lives far away from home and only jets in
after five years. True or False? I know none.
In Nakapiripirit, Rose
Iriama might stay well quiet because she believes in what she saw with her two
eyes at the neighborhood. She saw an old man wooing voters using envelops and
mere cheap drinks. Above all she is among the MPs who think newspaper readership
starts and ends in Kampala. Iriama has two advantages; she has about a decade
savings from parliament and she is independent. I wish you victory again in
2016 madam, but teach your lips how to speak too.
In Kotido, there is
this common talk that -history will be made if Peter Abrahams goes back to
parliament in 2016. Remember Abrahams is the second longest serving Karamoja MP
currently. He has never been minister like his colleague - Karamoja’s longest
serving (state) minister. One man who can talk you out easily is Abrahams. I
once interviewed him and he loves to speak a lot. The only bad thing is liars
also speak a lot. Other factors held constant, The Red Pepper fact will haunt Abrahams unless…Oh I know he is good
at wording off!
Without saying anything
about Micha Lolem (Upe) who served even in the 7th parliament, let
me get down now and give credit where it is due!
To round up, Aleper
Simon (Moroto Municipality) and Dr John Baptist Lokii (Matheniko) made names
during time of the bad roads. Then, the duo had openly promised to divorce the
NRM regime. However, their attempt prompted posh planned visits alongside the
president to New York and to Adis Ababa. After this ‘global tour’ reward. The only
twin voices for Karamoja died a natural death till tomorrow. I hope our boys
will function again like before. But ASPRO and Dr are vocal and promising
legislators for Karamoja to say the least. Dear voters, may we rally behind
them in 2016?
Finally, I innocently
want to congratulate MPs of Abim district for making it to the right group. In a
special but natural way, I want to talk about this other one legislator. His car
is humble. His heart is sympathetic and searching continuously for the needy.
He is a good governance advocate. He will not grow rich because he has shared
it all with his electorates. Boy, I do not eat anything and I need nothing, but
credit must be given where it is due! I will spend another day to describe the
current MP for Labwor County. Michael Ayepa. Meantime, let’s believe in The Red Pepper.